kawaiixasxfuck:

Got my boyfriend buckled in 😘

(via smalltowninfamous)

leander-ligo:

lordthundercox:

Yes, it does.

Guys get morning wood because our bladders fill up during the night and begin to press against our prostate, causing arousal. Our dicks don’t just feel the sun coming up and think “My time has come”

(Source: iraffiruse, via smalltowninfamous)

(Source: mcerafan, via hotwhiteguy)

shrekr:

do you ever get into a feisty mood and wanna fight someone or take over a small country

(via hotwhiteguy)

mikeyfriskeyhands:

My brother saved this document and everytime he gets angry at our neighbours for being loud he prints it to their wireless printer and you can hear the wife shout “Why the fuck would you print this AGAIN?!” to her son.

(via fuckanadress)

k-lionheart:

tittily:

cant get authentic italian cuisine like this anymore

i don’t even know where to start with this post

(Source: les-memorables, via hotwhiteguy)

4gifs:

1 wow please

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chloejoannewilliams:

you are darling.

(via fvckingchanel)

hi-wat-kyk-jy:

Juno. “Anyone else but you”.

(via badjokesandmoviequotes)

zootedboy:

if we skyping best believe im looking at myself in that lil window not u

(via hotwhiteguy)

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